Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Thoughts on USA Network's creepy "Characters United" campaign.

So there I was, enjoying a simple evening at home watching Law & Order SVU, when I see this thing - a bunch of people who I assume are celebrities of some kind are "pledging" to end racism in America. Well, who can argue with that? Not me. But something about it seemed...off. Weird. Off-putting. I couldn't quite put my finger on it - there was just something that made me sit up on the couch and say, "what the hell are these people talking about?"

Finally figured out what was bothering me, though. The people in this commercial are complaining about an America that no longer exists.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Some poetry

This is Ed
He was our friend
But then we were hungry
And Ed met his end
Ed kept us fed
And now he is dead
And here is his head.

Maybe I should send this to PETA...

Barack won the Nobel Peace Prize!

I haven't been this excited since Titanic won Best Picture!

Saturday, October 03, 2009

I'm a daddy!!

I recently found out that Katie's pregnant! Awesome! Another step to
Doman world domination!