Friday, July 29, 2011

Oh crap. We're doomed

I was just wondering what it's gonna be like now that the government runs health care (kind of a pressing issue for me, being diabetic) when I happened to see this outside a government building:

An ashtray with a no-smoking sign on it.
Not exactly confidence-inspiring, eh?

Posted via my iPhone, so please excuse the typos and lack of cool formatting.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Got a new song up on - if you like it, RATE IT!!! So it can get on the radio!

In celebration of me and Katie's 2nd anniversary, here's a song I wrote for her right before we got engaged: 

Click on link above to listen. And here's the important thing - if you like it, rate it with five stars, and do it NOW, before Friday. If enough people do this, it'll get played on the radio. Which is, like, the best anniversary present EVER. 

(P.S. You have to create an account on to rate a song, but this is very easy and takes a few seconds. You just need an email address.) 

The Horse Shoe Pitts

A little something I threw together about the Horse Shoe Pitts...

Friday, July 22, 2011

My songs!

I added links to my songs and stuff. To the right. (If you're reading this in an email, you actually have to go to the blog.

There's a LOT of good stuff here. Including stuff that's never been released to the public. If you're a fan of my songs, you're just silly if you don't check it out. Right now. No, you can't go to the bathroom. And I don't care if your son/daughter/pet needs to be fed/changed. Go right now and listen to me. 

No, I'm not a raging narcissist. Okay, maybe I am. 

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Blackbird (kinda)

After that last song, I had to lighten it up a little... 

Bam Bam

I wrote this song at a turning point in my life - when I could either give up in despair or place my trust in God. 

Tuesday, July 19, 2011


...I got a high score in Radiant

Oooh, I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly--high!
I feel it comin' together
People will see me and cry. Fame!
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame. Fame!
I'm gonna live forever
Baby, remember my...okay, I'm done

Monday, July 18, 2011

Facebook is trying to kill me.

Oh yeah, that's a great idea, Facebook. Send my wife a facebook message for our anniversary. While I'm at it, why don't I give myself a noogie, kick myself in the undercarriage and set myself on fire. Thanks, Facebook! 

‪Pajama Man!

Jonah Pollock, this is for you - especially the last line!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

A Computer Bug. A REAL computer bug.

I've run into some strange things in my days at the help desk, but this takes the cake: 

Apparently a small insect crawled into this person's monitor and was just...crawling around. Poor little guy. Only time I've seen a real computer bug. 

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

She killed her.

Okay. I have never even heard of Casey Anthony before this morning. Honest.
Maybe that's hard to believe. But it's true.

Anyway...she killed her. As the father of a 14-month-old son, there's simply no other explanation.  that's it. And this is a travesty.

Another song: Honey Baby

This is one of my favorite songs that I wrote. Hope you like it. Sorry about the shakiness - I had the camera balanced on a box of fabric softener sheets :)

Happy 4th of July

Every 4th of July, my family and I watch HBO's John Adams. It's good to remember where we came from:

Afterwards, we read the Declaration of Independance: