The "Count" from Sesame Street is still a vampire!

Yeah, I know he's only a muppet. But he's still a vampire muppet. Want proof? Look what I found in one of Dominic's books:






The first thing I thought when I saw this was "CHOMP!"

One puncture wound...two puncture wounds...three puncture wounds! Ah-ha-ha-ha!

You think I'm overreacting? Look at the poor muppet dentist's face:



Tell her I'm overreacting.

We clearly need a muppet Van Helsing. I'll be starting a letter campaign to PBS immediately.