Yesterday we got a new bath toy for Dominic:
Pretty simple, right? Just some plastic thing. Take another look:
Nothing much to see, right? Just some plastic scoopy-thingy, roughly the size and shape of a gravy boat. Nothing sinister or potentially dangerous, right? Right? There's no POSSIBLE way this plastic thing could possibly hurt ANYBODY, right?
Are you sure?
Then WHY did it come with a paper full of warnings and scary images?
And, worst of all...why are NONE OF THEM IN ENGLISH???
Sometimes I hate being a parent.